hi kellan and alex – i WILL see you again =P
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OMG I LOVE TWILIGHT SO MUCH. I AM A 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN BUT I DONT CARE I DONT THINK THIS IS WRONG DREAMING ABOUT EDWARD I MEAN COME ON HE IS ONLY 59 YEARS OLDER THAN ME I FIND THAT KINDA GOOD. READING THESE BOOKS IS LIKE A SECOND LIFE TO ME BECAUSE IN MY REAL LIFE I HAVE AN ALCOHOLIC HUSBAND WHO REFUSSSEES TO DRESS UP LIKE EDWARD AND BITE ME. NEITHER WILL MY SONS. GOSH. WHEN I AM READING THESE BOOKS I NOW USE MY EDWARD CULLEN VIBRATOR YOU JUST POP IT IN THE FRIDGE FOR A FEW HOURS AND WALLAH. IM HAVING SEX WITH EDWARD. I NOW DREAM THAT I WILL HAVE HALF VAMPIRE KIDS WITH HIM. STUPID BELLA SHE ISNT EVEN THAT NICE LOOKING. IM A PROPER FITTIE. AND I SMELL LIKE EGGS AND FISH SO I THINK I WOULD BE MORE APPEALING FOR EDWARD
GOSH I HATE BELLA WHY CANT SHE JUST GO AND SHAG THAT WEREWOLF KIDDA AND LEAVE SEXY EDWARD AND HIS LUSH KNOB TO ME.
THANKS FOR READING
Rosalie.( my stage name)
LOVE YOU EDWARD BABY TOGETHER FOREVER
OMG thank you twilight lover for telling me about these vibrators
i have got a jacob one
use it every night
he is such a fittie
and it has hair on it just like a real werewolf does
and the same as you i am a 45 year old
but pwrrrrooorrrrrr i would have him 🙂
i luff rob. he is my fav man ever. I love him when he sits infront of the owl. it just shows how sexy he is. i like it too when he is rude to Bella because he seems really dominant and he makes me feel like a hobo in distress. the edward dildo is amazing after it has been in the fridge and i also like to use a little bit of glitter to jazz it up. talk about a chilly orgasm. i dream about him every night and sometimes wake up and realise i have pissed myself with the excitment. my mam has to buy me some tenna ladies but it is a price i am willing to pay. edward is my and no one elses, bella is just a one night stand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ugly bitch.
Love you edward forever and ever and ever. till death do us part 🙂
Well Mz Robert Pattison let me tell you that edward is mine not yours
I USE THE TWILIGHT DILDO
YOU GOT THAT OF ME BBZ
DNT EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO TOUCH HIM I AM GOING TO MEET HIM IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ONCE WE CLAP EYES ON EACH OTHER I KNOW IT IS DESTINED TO BE
THEN WE ARE GOING TO MAKE HARD PASSIONATE LOVE SO YOU CAN HAVE MY DILDO BECAUSE I WONT NEED IT ANYMORE.
BABY EDWARD I LOVE YOU TOGETHER FOREVER IGNORE THAT B.I.T.C.H MZ ROBERT PATTISON
LOVE YOU XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Dear TwilightLover:D I hope you do make love and i hope he crushes you, you ugly cow, he will then realise how much i mean to him and want me in bed in a instant. Anyway your blood is full of disease you rat.
Dear Mz Robert Pattinson
Just to let you know that i am the hottest thing that walks this frickin earth
your the stupid ugly diseased ridden rat
MY EDWARD doesnt like slags
he likes them soft and gentle with lush boobs
so back the fuck off
At least i am not old and have bloody bats and cobwebs in my fish like you. he does not want renessmee to be carried by a deformed ant eater.
Im the frickin ant eater you want to look in the mirror darling.
How about we meet up and i will show you that i am destined to be with my edward 🙂
NOT YOU YOUR JUST A LOOSE PUSSIED WHORE
AND ATLEAST I HAVE TRIED TO WAIT FOR MY EDWARD AND HAVE SEX WITH HIM
YOU WILL STICK ANYTHING UP THAT BLACK FUCKING HOLE OF YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU TELL ME WHERE AND WHEN TO MEET AND I WILL COME IN MY EDWARDS CAR !!!
LOVE (OR HATE FOR YOU)
Rosalie (my stage name im a go go dancer 😀 so obvs im lush)
Illl meet you by Edwards shiny volvo outside of The Bloated Toad for a tussle.
You can tell your a go go dancer lovie. you sleep with your clients aswell, do you?
you wear hi tec socks, you a beast. an INBRED.
you sleep with your cousins. you sleep with anyone who is ablood relative.
I will NOT let you break my eddies heart you cowbag.
Not that Eddie would ever go for a horrible, ‘im going to the green to get pissed’ goth like you.
so suck on my big, transsexual lips.
Oh is that right ?
i will meet you at the bloated toad to show you that i am the one and only for edward
7 o clock tonight
oh and your a transexual
i thought edward likes fanny not COCK AND FANNY
get a grip you fucking slag 😀
See you tonight
i will wear my gogo dancing boots and outfit
and fucking kill you in them
i will dance on your grave you fricking WHORE !!!!!!!!!
yo babe, you need to get a grip of that trunk.
you have your head stuck so far up your ditch that you can smell soil.
Oh is that right
lets talk about this later
0utside the cafe where i set eyes on my boy 🙂
NOT YOUR BOY
I will bring my dildo and stick it in your eye you smelly dirty fossil.
Ewww i wouldnt want that dildo in my eye once you have used it i might get herpes or genital warts xx
Mz.Robert Pattison – Your just a big, walking noise 😐 RUCCUS!
I LOVE EDWARD SOOO MUCH
I SEEN HIM THE OTHER DAY HE LOOKS STRAIGHT AT ME AND I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS 😀
MZ ROBERT PATTINSON ….
DONT TELL YOUR FRIENDS COZ THEY WILL THINK YOUR A SLUT !
OMG SHUT THE HELL UP YOU TWO
EDWARD IS MINE
HES MINE. why would he want an obese, ugly shit like you?
you blood smells like a week old deer carcus, doll.
and what? LightOfTwi? you need to go on Rikki Lake. you have problems.
Omgeez shut up OMGILOVEEDWARDANDIAMFAT because you don’t know what you are talking about as you are not mature enough for my eddy so suck on them eggs you filthy hoe.
OOO no you’s just didnt say that edward is yours. sorry but i am dreamt about him more than you’s i seen both twilight films before they even arrived in britain as i live in America, they are so amazing and even if i say so my self Edward is delious and such a dreamy boy he is all mine girls, sorry hunnies, but he would much rather go with me as i am more like his dream girl unlike you’s, wirte back;;*
Oh no you frickin Didnt
have you seen me
im a go go dancer
fit as hell man
edward is more for me
he is only 59 years older than me
how much older is he that you ?
SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH
EDWARD IS MINE
GO FUCK JASPER OR SOMEONE !
LOVE ROSALIE xD
:O someone is in a mood the day looks like you aint dreamt about MY EDWARD for a while then at least i don’t have to dream he is with me every night when we sleep, and he is only 42 years older then me……so you know…..
a go go dancer arn’t they prostituts i am pritty sure they are well most go go dancer girls around here are and they are mostly wrinkely EWWW that is sick my Edward would be Rovolted by that……. you see (TwilightLover :D) me & Edward have alot in common you see we both have the same personality and love doing the same things i love to hunt just like him;;*
YOU HUNT ON YOUR OWN ????
I COULD GET YOU DONE FOR THE RSPCA
YOU MUST HAVE TO HUNT ON YOUR OWN CONSIDERING EDWARD IS WITH ME !!!!!
EVERY NIGHT NOW
IM TRYING TO MAKE HIM TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE BUT HE LIKES TO KEEP ME HIS FRAGILE LITTLE HUMAN
AND NO IM NOT A FUCKING PROZZIE
HOW OLD ARE YOU THEN
YOUR FRICKIN 67 :O
AND YOU GO OUT IN THE WOODS AND KILL ANIMALS
DO YOU HANG THERE HEAD ON YOUR WINDOW ASWELL SICKO
GO FUCK UR CHICKEN THAT YOU HUNTED
Love Rosalie 😀
OMG yes i do hunt wild animals if you acutally listen do/did you even go to school or even had an education becuase you dont seem to spell properly, you see edward is with me in my heart and always will be……. you can say what you want about him being with you but he always come to see me when i sleep in my dream to make sure i am safe anyways you have no idea about LOVE as yes i am 67 years of age but ages does not matter its about love;;*
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
I KNOW YOUR NAME
YOU WENT TO SCHOOL WITH MY SISTERS RACHAEL AND JESS !!!
GO DIE WHOR E
YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN A BUNNY BOILER!!!!!!!!!!
ermm…. whatare you going on about i am not kate wilson even though i know her grandmother Eileen she is a lovely women lol…..mind i dont care much for kate she is a rather miserable little girl… and think she is hard but you know she is not a nice girl at all;;*
Yes i know her grandmother too
very lovely woman
where as her grandaughter
what a little shit
BUT SHE HATE EDWARD
SO I DONT MIND HE IS ALL FOR ME THEN
Will you dirty fuckers stop fighting and just accept that he belongs to me and not youz and your dirty pubes. he said if he could dream it would be about me and he also said he would be shouting my name and groaning(orgasm) so fuck you you mother fucker.
hahaha i don’t think so Mz Robert Pattinson as you like to call your self he is with me every minute of every day so unlcuky fucker and why says he does not long to you and your dirty pubes… i am 67 and dont have no pubes sorry babes;;*
why would you say that
EDWARD IS A VAMPIRE HE LIKES THINGS WILD AND NATURAL THATS WHY I LET MYN GROW FOR HIM
SORRY FUCKERS LOOKS LIKE YOU LOST OUT AGAIN
Love Rosalie xx
hahahahahahaha that is sick but funny,
and you havenot won yet likeeeeee rosalie x
Exactly because they are either grey or have fell out.
EDWARDISMINE and nothing is ever going to change that, till death do us part remember that you fugly slut.
I am so much hotter than you i was a evans model, sexy at size 30 🙂
Love Mz Robert pattinson
OH I HAVE JUST FACE IT MAN
YOU CAN HAVE ANY OTHER LAD
IF YOU LIKE YOUNGER MEN DATE JASPER OR JACOB
EDWARD IS MINE
AND AS FOR YOU
MZ ROBERT PATTINSON
YOU DIDNT TURN UP TO THE CAFE ??????????
YOU SCARED LIKE ??
HAHAHAHAHA LIBBED YOU
omggg whatare you girls doing to me yous are very dirty and making me fell sick Edward is faithful to he wife and always is with me………….
i agree with TwilightLover 😀 you should go with jasper he would suit you;;*
TeamEdward i meant you should go out with jasper or someone
seeing as ur a bunny boiler ¬__¬
Oh no you didn’t! And i was at the cafe i was behind the bush in the far right side of the car park just a cm to the left of the greeniest green leaf.
So you can have jasper even though he is lush and still to good for you but nothing compares to my beautiful edwardo.
awww here man bounce on my big dickkkk :);;*
ANOTHER TRANNY D::::;
are here you wish flick me beannnnnnnnn ::::::::D
YOU HAVE BOTH
yesss thats meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
only you wish baby 🙂 x
Ermm sorry im not a lesbian
BUT IF YOUR INTO THAT THING
Mz Robert Pattinson over there XD
ermmm no your a prossy i seen you on saturday when you were at the metrocentre in gateshead as i was on my travelling spree and you were wear bright red lippy OMGGG
yeah oki then;;*
errr a carnt believe yous like edward a think hes digusting i am more for jacob tbh
ooooooo well someone is in a mood today, well we like edward so i think you better watch what you are saying about my baby ok…….
and we are all for edward so it will be like 5 againts 1…… and our GOGO dancer will have summit to say…………
hahahah well jacob is unreal ! edward is rotton ! i dont care what you sayyy DARLING !
OMGGGG are you having a laugh &** am not your DARLING! and obvs you think edward is rotton just because he would not go with you!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahah yeah you are so my darling :), and tbh i dont car if edward dont want me cos hes ROTTON ! and jacob is GAWJUSSS 🙂 so in tourr faceee ya sheep shagger !
a new hobo is in townnnn. 😉
i go by the name of Bellardo Is stupido, and i have had sexual fantasies about charlie’s moustashe. it may have bits of his mashed potato dinner stuck in there, and his obsession with the law is unhealthy, but i think he may be into police bondage so i’m vouching for him.
HE IS MINE AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO TAKE HIM I WILL RIP OUT YOUR WOMB AND STUFF IT DOWN YOUR THROAT.
believe it, he is mine.
and with my sexy italian-vampire powers i will rape him into being immortal.
fear my supreme penis.
OMGGGG i am a sheep shagger OMGG you dont even know me yah GIMPPP And how dare you even say shit like that :L
yeah you are a total sheep shaggerrrrr ! becasue i am so cool 🙂 i can say what i wantttt
team jasper should go down on me because i reckon your attitude is sexy. 😉
me attitude is sexy and so am i 😀
oki (butter my bread charlie) he is not your he is mine i have had a lot of arguments about this and i always win &* as for you TeamJasper; you are not suitable for jacob even tho his is minging these people on here are DANGEROUS 🙂
it really is my dream to buck edd he makes me hot and i am so glad you girls feel the same way i love hime more than mee and i love my self every much omg but edd is so hot if i ever see hime i would shout HIYA SEXY LEGS am happy you all feel the same way a fell like i can talk to some one now about me orgazims
i love you always eddie xxxxxxxxx
You ugly bitches ain’t got nothing on me edward is mine and charlie follows me around and he worships me so stay out of it you ugly fucking cowbags.
Till death do us part.
jacob is much betterrr 😀 edward is DISGUSTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here, MZ ROBERT PATTINSON YOU FUCKING MINGE MUNCHER.
i know who you are.
i’m gonna smack you with the toolbox i keep in my pocket, and the hammer i stashed in me sock.
aye, thats right, fuck off ye goth. :@
Here Team edwardo you better stay out of my hood dog before i bust up all over your ass.
yer bich what she said he is mine
i love you always eddie baby xxxxxxxxxxx
OMGGG you just didnt say that about my EDDY he is mine he is the one that comes and see me every nite not you’s he is with me even minute of the day he is even with me now watching what you’s are writing about him and he does not like WHORES sorry babes & as for you (bukin edward is my dream) you need to learn to spell before you can even attempt to write about my HUSBAND……………………….
yous are guyyy !
husband talk about mingin are sorry its you
i love you always eddie baby xxxxxxxx
OMGG you have a toolbox and shit OMG you are soo sad reallity check please………………………..and i dont think you are big enough to “bust up all over your ass.” as you call it……………..
Will the real Edward Cullen please stand up? (8)
oki no bother because you think you are LUSH…………. well reality check you SLUT you are not and sorry but edward does not sleep with little want to be’s sorry DARLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D:D:D:D hahahahahhaaaaaaaa you arses’s
he is already standing 🙂 beside meeeee
eddie is mine and i am going to take him away from all of you SLAGS 😦 am already with eddie well he it mine in my bed but he bucking me mam at the min tho so do one
i love you always eddie baby xxxxxxxxx
i totally AGREE with you (teamjasper;)
areee you would like to wish he has to leave me last month so i would be safe…………… i would not even batter an eye lid to you’s sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goodbye my strange little one who appeard from no where :L………………………
O i see you’s have nothing much to say now have we……….?
do you what to know what a think of you teamEdward ya fuckin mingi bitck
i love you always eddie baby xxx
Whatcha gonna do wit all dat junk?
All dat junk inside yo’ trunk?
Imma drink drink drink YO BLOOD.
Drink yo blood blood offa ur vag.
DONT YOU UNDERSTAND EDWARD IS MINE
I HAD HIS COLD BODY LYING BESIDE ME LAST NIGHT
I THINK I HAVE GOT FROSTBITE NOW LIKE
LOVE YOU EDWARD BBEEEEEEEE
TOGETHER 4 EVAAAAX
Love rosalie ( my gogo dancing name)
… i’ve been expecting you.
your fucking blind, i thought you loved me, that was my cold, vampire body lying beside you last night.
And i gave you frostbite because i chased you into the street naked, we ran into edward, and had an orgy.
THEN WE KILLED HIM
YES, DATS RIGHT.
WE KILLED THE WHORE.
how do you feeeeeeeeeeeeel?
that you killlleddd ur edwardo?
DO U FEEL STUPIDO.
I DID NOT KILL MY LOVE
HE IS MY LIFE
YES YOU CHASED ME WHEN I WAS DRUNK !
TUT TUT ON YOU
YOUR A LESBIAN
SO WHY DO YOU LIKE CHARLIE
YOU STALK BELLA DONT YA??
PRETEND UR HAVING SEX WITH BELLA WHEN UR SHAGGING CHARLIE DO YA ??
THOUGHT SO 😀
I like charlie because of his moustasho.
Because it reminds me of a vag.
I HAVE DROVE MANY MILES FOR HIS VERTICLE SMILE.
Bella doesn’t want me, he/she is too busy shagging 50 year old jars of jam.
she’s a filthy whore.
A DIRTY, DIRTY WHORE.
YOUR A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear god. learn to be normal
God is long gone. I raped/murdered/assaulted/skullfucked/fingered/masturbated/analsexed/hung/shot/stabbed/hit with a toolbox that i keep in my pocket/and so forth’d him.
Ha, beat that, you dirty bimbo slut.
Suck my shit through a sweaty sock, you lettuce licker. Go lick Alice, the big dirty goth.
.. Now stfu and give me head, slapper.
Lol at youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
thinking ur class
YOUR A FREAK
LOL @ U, LAUREN LAUREN LAUREN LAUREN.
Shocked face :O
MY NAME IS FRICKIN ROSALIE !!!!!!!
My name is Kate Wilson.
Call me on 0800 001066
I’m 16, blonde and i wear lots of orange makeup.
I can do a donald duck impression and its the noise i make when i come.
i fantasise over badboy james
he gets me too sleep at night
im a goth.
Ooohhh hello kate
but i know you your a bit of a freak
that thinks there hard
WHAT A BITCH YOU ARE 1!!!!!!!
This Kate Sounds propper sexy.
the description turns me on.
Yah she’s a fucking wanker.
I hate her.
Who the fuck are you Kate.
Yeah thats right.
Your a fucking WHORE.
This person makes me cream.
Eat my creampie.
LET ME TEASE YA
NOW LET ME PLEASE YA
ILL GET U NAKED
and then i’ll lick ya beaver.
THEN I WILL SEIZE YA
ILL BE THE GIVER
AND YOU’LL BE THE RECEIVER
i wanna meet you, “butter my bread charlie”
your writing turns me on.
and i want charlies tasssssh
please please please
please please please
please please please
please please please
please please please
ILL TAKE YOUR PANTIES DOWN
can i have a sandwhich
im kinda hungry
ooooo lala james, i want you touch me innappropriately, you make me hot. 😉
ooh, sexy mama, let me lick you up and down.
yes, yes, yes.
yes, yes, yes.
yes, yes, yes.
AND THEN I’LL LICK YOUR BEAVER
WHATTA TUNE (L)
i like rice
just as much as i like Edward cullen
WHARRAA TUNNNEEEEE yeessaii.
YOU DRANK MY POOP TWILIGHTWHORE.
naw you didn’t, lal. ilu.
.. ooolala james baby is a slanty eyed rice picker.
I LOVE LOLLIES ME
AND YOU ATE MY SANDWHICH
DIP N DAB !
… hahah no,.
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