edits from the mayor:
lawn is gonna get me fired.
me – HELLO?
lawn – RACH! you have to watch something
me – ok.
lawn – no, tell me when you’re ready so we can watch it together
me – hahaha ok, i’m ready
lawn – ok 3-2-1-GO
me – OMG OMG OMG OMG
lawn – AAAAHHHH
me – lsdkjfo0euro3uikljfj0
lawn – i. cant. breathe.
me – holy fucking shit balls fuck muther fuck
and basically, that was our ENTIRE CONVERSATION, screaming to each other over the phone, screaming into my jacket so my big boss, who’s literally 10 steps away from me doesnt hear me go BANANAS over this.
good fucking GOD these are such a dick tease.
u need water? i need water. SHET!