OK seriously, the folks at Blockbuster wrapped this one in a bow for me. It’s so easy I won’t even bother with the smart remarks or hornball puns. But in case yall haven’t heard yet, Blockbuster has New Moon creme filled chocolates called “Hearts Desire.” And each heart shaped chocolate cums (yeah I meant to do that) in a Jacob, Bella, or Edward wrapper.
So for anyone that’s been wondering how Edward’s (or Jacob’s or Bella’s) cream tastes, nows your chance. (sorry I just had to.)
P.S. I wonder if anyone actually googles “eat edward cullen” lol.