i promise you, everything comes back to twilight…
an excerpt from Texts From Last Night –
(585): Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
WTForks?! is right! hhahahahahaaaaa….
and here’s an extra one for good measure.. thanks JESS for making me snort at work.
(562): omg, he ripped it…he ripped my vagina…best. night. ever.