so we talk alot about how we want our very own vampire. we talk about what we’d do if Edward cullen were ours. if we had our own love story like this… but i’d like to bring the daydreamin to another level.
lets bring edward cullen… well, not THE EDWARD, but umm.. abi’s Schmedward.. into my life, forreal… cuz i’d like to see how well we mesh.
1. i HATE being stared at. so i think i’d ask him if i had something in my teeth and be hella annoyed about it. “the fuck u lookin at?”
2. i’m filipina (mostly). so i like being tan. we’d completely look like ebony and ivory together… idk if i’d be able to tell where his skin ends and my white sheets on my bed begin. turn off?
3. watching me sleep. can i say CUHRAZY.? i’m sorry.. real talk, if someone FORREAL snuck into my house to watch me sleep i’d fuckin put a restraining order on his ass. so help me god, if i dont shoot him with the gun under my bed first.
4. i’m a scary ass. “Are you afraid?” would be answered with “HELL FUCKIN YEAH I AM”
so, after careful consideration, i think i’ll keep Edward Cullen in my fantasies. cuz real talk, even if i did meet anyone like him, i’d be too scary and paranoid to give him the time of day.
how bout u guys??!