It almost PAINS me to look at other Twilight blogs because each time I’ve done so since my return from Fancouver, I’ll see yet another pic of a fan who has “conveniently” run into a castmember at some spot I SWEAR the WTForks team were JUST at the same day.
I mean give a goddamn dog a bone will ya?
Amongst the many fans that I am THIS close to throwing a rock at ‘cuz I’m bitter as hell (Nothing personal ladies lol) is a woman whose identity to me is only known as “Martina” (I think) thanks to Lainey Gossip. She’s been meeting stars all over Van City, I’m surprised her ass didn’t pop outta our hotel closet!
Quick! Someone give this girl an award or a restraining order ‘cuz she always seems to be at the right places at the right times. I’m convinced she’s either using ancient voodoo, has really good bedroom feng-shui, or her parents work for homeland security.
Either way HOW CAN THE LADIES OF WTFORKS?! BE DOWN???
Seriously, if any of yall know how we can get a hold of this girl let us know! And Marina if you’re reading this, I hope you don’t take offense to the above. You may truly be my hero, I’m just too jelly right now to admit it.