alright ladies. with the confirmation that breaking dawn WILL be made into a movie. a WTFew things that i would like to know – actually, more like a GAHJILLION questions i have in mind for this movie:
**DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON’T PROCEED IF YOU HAVE NOT READ BREAKING DAWN (in which case, WTForks are you doing reading the blog? LOL)**
- will they show them all naked and shit in the water??? because i’d LOVE to see how that marble wang looks like.
- will they show the BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOOOW scene where bed posts are broken, pillows are ripped apart, and bruises are made?! OH PLEASE! I HOPE SO!!!!
- will they up the rating to R? because that would INSURE a nice bit of nudity – woohoooo!
- ok, the preggers scene and the birth scene – GOOD LORD it better be good and crazy! and i wonder who’ll play renesmee…
- after this, i’m SURE i’ll definitely fall in love with edward all over again to see him as a father figure… (ok this wasn’t a question, more like a statement, but whatever)
- i wonder what island/beach they’ll use… because i’m picturing isle esme to be BEAUTIFULLLLLL
- oh! i wonder if they’ll show like flashbacks of emmett and rosalie’s sexcapades LOL
- is taylor gonna be shot all nakey too??? oooh BOY – ok now i feel like a pedifile… yikes
ok folks – what are YOU expecting out of this movie???