so fresh & so clean

“ain’t nobody dope as me i’m just so fresh so clean. dont u think i’m so sexy i’m just so fresh so clean”

rpattzsmells

most mornings i like to sing this as i get out the shower cuz i feel like its the thing to do.. something about starting off the morning fresh just starts the day off right. feel me?

well, apparently, our boy RPATZ doesnt. according to an article titled Robert Pattinson Hates Soap homeboy likes to think his natural musk gives the axe effect.

“Robert Pattinson also hates shampoo. And conditioner. And shower puffs. Fuck, he even hates water, because the dude apparently never washes his shit and it’s starting to gross out whores on the set of New Moon. Pig Pen lives in RPattz! So the sparkle dust must really be shiny dirt particles.

Some source who hasn’t grown to appreciate the fresh scene of a farting unicorn in the morning told E! (via SS), “He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks.”

Robert himself will be the first to tell you that he isn’t really a fan of that washing his ass or anything else. A while ago Robert said he can go weeks, if not YEARS, without washing his magical forest hair, “I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever.”

can i say… GAH-ROSS! this is just WTFuckery if u ask me. seriously i just cannot comprehend WHY someone would refuse to shower, or clean themselves. i mean, does he WANT maggots in his ass? (p.s. being filipina and using a tabo everytime i shit, i cannot BEGIN to think about his ass crack and the cespool of disgustingness thats in there)

i almost want to minus points and call him ugly cuz now when i think about him i instantly smell a bag of onions…. and i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit. just a little bit. REDEEM YOURSELF ROBERT! REDEEM YOURSELF!

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10 responses to “so fresh & so clean

  1. I refuse to believe this is true! I’m sure he at least gives himself ho baths. Maybe he prefers baby wipes to showers? GOD ROBERT COME ON!! Redeem yourself! I can’t lie to myself forever!

  2. Yes, I likewise refuse to believe this. He bathes. You could tell at the Oscars he was freshly scrubbed!

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  3. naw, it’s not true. i’m not even gonna believe any of it. i mean he’s edward fricken cullen!!! people are just hatin’ on him… i’m totally crossing my fingers right now, haha!

  4. sadness!!!!!!! 😦 well have you guys read the GQ magazine? lol i have it right here at my desk, the reporter wrote *ahem* :
    “He slides into his chair, dressed in all black, with a weeks old beard, hair crammed under a wool cap, looking like justin timberlake researching an off-broadway turn as Terry Malloy. His clothes smell like he has recently purchased them off the back of some-one less fortunate than he. Hes just come from a big time meeting with a director…”

    so apparently he does walk around like this. But you cant believe everything you read! i have hope! 😦

    Besides i think it was in this very same interview R.Patt said that he said that he didnt wash his hair just as a joke and then next thing you know everyones reporting that he doesnt wash his hair.

  5. I still love him.
    I always knew he never showered.
    Fuck, stop being so critical.
    Its his hair, its his ass, he can clean it when he wants.

  6. P.S. i choose not to believe any of it! lol

  7. I’d be MORE than happy to give him a bath.

  8. Its really gross, but makes you think…Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, they totally wouldn’t put up with this stinky bf stuff. more reason he’s not dating them.

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