**DISCLAIMER: Spoiler alert!!! Continue at own will!**
i’m a 26 year old grown ass woman. so while reading twilight i was HALFWAY expecting edward and bella to have sex in the book. or at least get past first base after the first 400 pages…and when theyfinally did have sex, i was expecting it to be exploited detail by detail as Meyer had done with Bella’s ordinary brown eyes and Edward’s hot bod and godlike stature.
BUT I DIDNT GET NO PLAY.
i got no love!? WTForks?! and i was left feeling hella sexually frustrated. like COME ON they’re married now, its not a sin just tell me about it! i mean, i (kinda) wasnt expecting it to be all porn-like, but i was expecting more detail than what i got. but whatever, cuz i still loved my Edward and i have a great imagination so i filled myself in on the details.
yesterday JCullenBlack showed me a link that absolutely BLEW MY MINDDDD…i go and check it out hoping it would cure my absolute boredom and i literally screamed at my desk! SOMEONE GAVE ME MY FUCKING SCENE!!!! yesss!!! i felt like i needed a cigarette after i read it.
with no further adieu… for your skanky viewing pleasure… here’s an excerpt.
I gasped as Edward unzipped his gorgeous, godlike pants, revealing his smooth, white, marble cock. He glared at me with his burning topaz eyes as my fingertips brushed his cold, sparkling, granite dick. My heartbeat quickened. My breath caught. I didn’t deserve this. How could I, clumsy, ordinary, plain, clumsy Bella Swan who was only asked to the dance by 3 different lovestruck boys, be so close to a cock so gorgeous, scintillating and godlike? It was like the pale marble cock of Adonis.
do u need to change ur panties yet? cuz i do. read the rest of it HERE while i go and take a cold shower. maybe ill try to ejaculate rainbowssssss…