so Jess got me thinkin all sexified this morning thanks to her edits and comments to the last post…. and i’m thinking about how it would be to REALLY be with edward. not RPat, but EDWARD.
SO, WTFWUD if you got EDWARD in YOUR bed…
i have a few questions though that i need help answering. (some of these contain SPOILERS so if you have not read the entire series, please come back at a later time..!!!!)
1. if he BREAKS THE BED, how does he not smother her? like when he’s on top? like, how does she breathe?
2. u know how he’s like stone? does that mean he always has a boner? like constantly? because u would need BLOOD to actually get a boner right?
CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
3. does he.. u know.. FINISH? because again, i dont really understand his bodily fluids thing. well, obviously he does finish because Bella gets pregnant right.. but i’m sayin.. like.. HOW?
4. u know how he’s always cold? i bet thats the best sensation! “You’re hot then you’re cold, you’re yes then you’re no, you’re in then you’re out.. you’re up then you’re down!” (betcha didnt think Katy Perry would make sense right now huh?) hahaha
random, i know. but it boggles my mind! u know understand how many of these conversations jess and i have had. help me understand, Edward! please! haha