HAHAHAHHAHA – you all HAVE to read this “screenplay” – its pretty hilarious and pretty on point…
Just to give you a little taste of what to expect (Characters are depicted by their real names)
KRISTEN goes to school and is INSTANTLY POPULAR AND BELOVED.
Oh my God I love your hair you’re so pretty will you be my new best friend?
GREGORY TYREE BOYCE
Can I take you out sometime since you’re so awesome?
No way you asshole, I saw her first!
I’d rather watch “The Messengers” than date either of you. Why don’t you go ask Anna instead?
Ohmigod I’m getting Kristen’s rejects, that’s so awesome!
Suddenly, ROBERT PATTINSON enters. The paleness of him and his family members reach blinding levels while the squeals in the movie theater reach deafening levels.
Who’s the albino Wolverine?