I was talking with my hayati today, and was reminded about a comment she made to me a few months back. Let’s fill in the blank shall we?
You know you’re obsessed with Twilight when ______________________________
- you keep the window open at night so Edward can get in
- you look inside every silver Volvo you spot to see if Edward’s driving
- your love life is forever ruined because no one can come close
- you throw glitter on your husband (guilty)
- you can have an entire conversation about fictional characters, referring to them by first name as if they’re your homies you kicked it with over the weekend
- you secretly start to hate Bella cuz you totally wanna homewreck even though you know its never gonna happen